Funny signs

In a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notis.
In another Japanese hotel room: Please to bathe inside the tub.
In a Yugoslavian hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
In a Japanese hotel:You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
On the menu of a Polish hotel: Salad a firm’s own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people’s fashion.
In a Bangkok dry cleaner’s: Drop your trousers here for best results.
In a Rhodes tailor shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
A sign posted in Germany’s Black Forest: It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.
On the faucet in a Finnish washroom: To stop the drip, turn cock to right.
From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo: When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.

 

Feeling Tired? It’s not just you…

We all get the midweek slump. Some more than others… Myself included. It’s days like this when I wish hibernation was a viable option for us humans. We could learn a few tricks from out furry friends!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Funny ID cards

Meet Batman Bin Suparman.
Aparently this young man from Singapore was blessed in 1990 with
being named after two superheroes: Batman and Superman.
“Bin” means “son of”, so his name is really “Batman son of Superman”, which is even funnier…

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Best US Passport ever.
The hawaiian flower necklace, a set of pincers as beard, the facial expression… priceless.

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